Describe the place where you write/draw.
I work all over the house. Sometimes on the kitchen table, sometimes in my office (for less messy, digital-based creations), sometimes on the coffee table in the lounge, which is very bad for my posture.
What is your most treasured possession?
I suppose I have a particularly sentimental attachment to an old Gibson Les Paul guitar. It’s a link to my misspent youth, as well as an object that still gives me a lot of pleasure to play.
What times of the day do you work?
As and when. I used to be able to work late into the evenings, but my aged eyeballs won’t put up with that sort of behaviour anymore.
What distracts you?
Music. Coffee. Rivers. Wikipedia.
What is your favourite smell?
Mossy trees.
Cat or dog?
I had a dog until recently; I’ve never kept a cat, but that’s not a deliberate anti-feline stance.
What is your guiltiest pleasure?
I’m not sure my pleasures make me feel guilty. Maybe they should?
What is the worst job you’ve done?
Assuming you don’t mean in terms of artwork (most illustration jobs I would have liked to have done better), it was probably working nights at a home delivery sorting office in Reading.
What was the last song you sang along to?
Singing would be far too mellifluous a word to describe the cacophonic noise that comes out of my face.
If you could go back in time, where would you go?
Watch ‘Midnight in Paris’. There are lots of periods in history that I have an affinity with, but it’s a mistake to believe they are better or more interesting than the one you are currently experiencing.
What are you reading at the moment?
Engleby by Sebastian Faulks
If you weren’t an author, what would you be?
Unfortunately, illustration is the only thing I’m reasonably competent at, having failed as an author and musician (which would be my other choices). I quite like digging about in the earth, so I could happily be a market gardener or archeologist.
David Wyatt has been an illustrator for a good while. Find out more at his ramshackle blog.
