Well I said I’d do a blog over Xmas and I’ve left it a bit late so I’m feeling a bit sheepish about that. Apt, really, as this blog is about sheep. Yes, the real ones, the woolly bleaters.
This autumn just gone I was up on a High Fell Farm in Cumberland, the Lake District. I’d gone there with my wife for a couple of week’s walking. Good for the back, good for the mind, the spirit, the whatnot…. etc. Generally good. Healthy. Wholesome. Hearty. You name it.
The story I’m going to tell is less of a story and more of an amusing or surreal anecdote. I dote on anecdotes, as you may know. I am the ultimate anec-doter, you could say. Though you may prefer not to. No hard feelings.
Well, the missus and me were warmly and drily ensconced in our rustic cot (cottage to the uninstructed). The weather those weeks was wet. You can’t get more alliterative than that and you couldn’t get wetter than we’d been on our wild, wet walks. Webbing was growing between our toes. Moss was forming in places I couldn’t mention in a children’s book zone.
But, for the moment, we were in the dry, warm cottage and I was sitting in an armchair by the fire, gazing out at the gauze of rain drifting up in swathes from the bottom of the valley and past the farmyard to the High Fells.
Suddenly I was interrupted from my Wordsworthian revery by a thundering sound from the steep slope behind me. I should have mentioned that the back of the cottage er….. backed onto (the very phrase!) a steep fellside (hillside to the uninitiated), so that the view from that window was less of a landscape or skyscape as a ‘grassscape’ (how many ‘s’ s in that, eh?).
For a stomach churning moment I thought, “Avalanche! This is IT. End of life about to happen! Won’t have to cure my bad back after all….. Can I embrace death with a willing and positive spirit….? Read the rest of this entry »