Yes, I have Archie moments. I have so many that when I look back they all blur into a miasma of misunderstanding and confusion. Only the really grisly ones stand out clearly, complete in themselves. You know - the ones that make you scream when you remember them. (And then of course everyone in the room turns round and looks at you: another Archie moment. They breed, you see.)
It was my first ever publisher’s party. My debut novel was due out the following month. I went up and down the crowded room, proudly wearing my badge John Dickinson – Author and introducing myself to everyone: ‘How do you do? I’m John Dickinson‘ just in case they couldn’t read. Everyone was very nice. They are, at publisher’s parties.
‘How do you do?’ I said to the next person. I squinted at their badge. This too said Author. ‘What do you write?’
The author laughed dismissively. Not much really, was the answer. Bits and pieces. Non-fiction, mostly.
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